To the Editor, Mercury Newspaper, Hobart, Australia.

Whilst I feel for the CEO of Metro Tasmania (Letters, Saturday Jan 7th) about the wishing to protect the Metro service from those inclined to double dip discounts on their Greencard and thus no reasonable notification was provided before the Greencard changes, I cannot for the life of me understand why they didn’t get my email address from their database and mail me on the morning they reprogrammed their system.
Then again, this is a monopoly government subsidised travel company whose website is near in-navigable at the top-level, doesn’t offer reasonable transfer information for interstate visitors (or basic point and click routing of any sort for that matter), appears to fail the most basic Web Accessibility standards and doesn’t let their timetable information to be used in educational institutions to teach programming – and thus maybe overcome their own failings on website and mobile services. For the record, over the past year I made approaches to the Minister responsible for Metro and Education in person, via Twitter and Facebook suggesting a reasonably simple solution to these multiple issues (pro-tip: use the Creative Commons licenses for the data). The silence has been deafening. I can only presume senior management within Metro wish to be picked on.
With this in mind, I’m happier to pay less for this ‘service’ and give good bus drivers the occasional tip for a professional and courteous approach to their job.

Regards,

etc.

Imagine volunteering in a call centre for a charity of your choice. This is how user support is in Free Software. Add several hundred, or millions, of users (depending which product I’m talking about). And shake… steadily… for over a decade. This is why my fuse tends to be fairly short. Or at least this is the spin I put on most of my geek rage.

I found this transcript of an old help chat from a few years ago. Tidied it up and here it is for your consumption.

10:52 <us3r> What is the difference between the (software title 1) and (software title 2)
10:53 <co-author> One is a single (product), the other is a large collection of (different products).
10:53 <us3r> that makes it kind of bad to list them together
10:54 <us3r> in the download list
10:54 <us3r> yet separate from everything else
10:54 <co-author> What download list?
10:55 <us3r> http://a.url.to/downloads
10:55 <us3r> is (software title 1) included with (software title 2)? if not, what does it do?
10:55 <co-author> Look at the (publishing house's) wiki.
10:56 <us3r> located...?
10:56 <co-author> You're on it!
10:56 <us3r> no.
10:57 <us3r> no, i'm on the downloads page.
10:57 <co-author> Which is part of a wiki.
10:57 <us3r> 
10:57 <us3r> i dont see 'wiki' anywhere in the url
10:57 <us3r> 
10:58 <us3r> honestly

edit: put the ‘usernames’ back. WP ate them somewhere…

1. Make a phishing post for one person.
2. Set privacy on the post so that only you and they can see it.
3. Get a decent bite.
4. Set privacy to ‘public’

Grats, you’ve just fooled someone into saying something in ‘public’ which they may well never have wanted to. For extra points, add some comments to it starts appearing in people’s StalkerBar. Naturally, don’t forget to take a screenshot of the bite just in case the replier notices what you’ve done and deletes their comment. As a part-time troll, I’m in two minds as to whether the privacy methods on Facebook enhancements to trollability is A Good Thing, or not.

Still, I look forward to this method being mentioned in the divorce courts under ‘bloody Facebook’.

edit: For the record, seems this kind of behaviour is impossible on Google Plus.

I recently mentioned to a friend, whose company I realised I was in the throes of losing (probably due to a change in medication for possible related conditions, another long story), a precise ‘course of action’ that could probably leave the friendship in tatters as I was feeling very insecure due to more diagnosis of new physical medical conditions. I was assured that this person would never follow said course. Needless to say, the person I trusted with this information either knowingly or otherwise proceeded to check every box on my appointed list of ‘how to encourage a breakdown’. I was informed of this via a ‘Dear Pete’ email which ended ‘Respectfully yours’. Well… I hate to disagree, but… if I tell you what’ll upset me and then you tell me you’ve done it, ‘Dear’ and ‘Respect’ are words I find difficult to believe. This news received at the end of some not so much fun medical news that’ll effect the rest of my life, including the result that I can no longer care for my elderly parents and will have to consider placing them in professional care, left me more than a little upset. I felt hurt and threatened, in trying to gain control of any part of my life, I lashed out. (edit: yes, that’s a horrid para but I CBF fixing it up anymore)

Last night, Ben Pobjie wrote a blog post about what he called ‘The Seduction Of Sadness’. It pretty much covers how I’ve lost one of my best friends. Like Ben, I can’t really blame my friend either. And yet… and yet. Today on ‘R U OK? Day’ what springs to mind is that asking ‘R U OK?’ is easy. If you were to ask me, I’m not sure I could answer you. Well, clearly I’m not OK. But what can I say in answer apart from ‘Fuck no!’? Right now I don’t feel that I have the skills to communicate to anyone I actually trust and whose advice and support I would also appreciate. And I don’t want to waste your or my time.

Attempting to be a friend of someone with a mental illness is not easy.  I can’t help but think the simplicity of the question ‘R U OK?’ obscures the need for ill and distressed people to have friends who are prepared to stick around for what may well be a wild ride. Speaking for myself, I’d rather you not ask at all than offer false hope of assistance.

Admitting all this may have just cost my future career. I would like to acknowledge Mr Andrew Robb as an inspiration in ‘coming clean’. I believe suicide kills more Tasmanian males each year than car accidents and that Tasmania has amongst the highest suicide rates in the western world. I think there’s more to be gained by coming clean, than not.

But what has particularly moved me to break my silence was that I would like to publicly thank the friend who spent last night praying over me as I lay in the foetal position with that damned Black Dog nipping around my ankles again. Whilst I may not necessarily have the same belief system as yours, I was humbled by your care. Thank you seems so inadequate for what you’ve done for me, again. Love you. My friend.

edit: Yes, I am medicated. Many people with such tendencies are. Interactions with other pharmaceuticals, however, are not always entirely predictable.

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’,
Though they’re disapprovin’,
Keep them lolcats movin’ Trollhard!
Don’t try to understand ‘em,
Just rope and throw and grab ‘em,
Soon we’ll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart’s calculatin’
My true love will be waitin’, be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move ‘em on, head ‘em up,
Head ‘em up, move ‘em out,
Move ‘em on, head ‘em out Trollhard!
Set ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Ride ‘em in, let ‘em out,
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in Trollhard.

Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollhard!

Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them lolcats trollin’
Trollhard!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin’ my gal was by my side.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good vittles, love, and kissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Move ‘em on, head ‘em up
Head ‘em up, move ‘em on
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up
Trollhard
Count ‘em out, ride ‘em in,
Ride ‘em in, count ‘em out,
Count ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Trollhard!

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them lolcats movin’
Trollhard!
Don’t try to understand ‘em
Just rope, throw, and brand ‘em
Soon we’ll be living high and wide.
My hearts calculatin’
My true love will be waitin’,
Be waitin’ at the end of my ride.

Trollhard!

I don’t see what the fuss is about this piano. Seems terribly amateur to me. If Mr Walsh’s curators weren’t going at this burned-stuff-as-art half-baked, they would’ve got The KLF’s Jim Cauty to recreate his seminal 94/95 masterpiece ‘The K Foundation Burn A Million Quid’ using Walsh’s own notes. But then, maybe Mr Walsh would’ve ended up feeling just as guilty as the original artists about effectively taking cash away from their own kids and the needy for the sake of ‘art’.

* “#936mofo #mofo Wish chattering classes would shut up about that bloody piano. (writing letter @themercurycomau about burning a million quid)“

Sounds great, sign me up. Oh silly me, I’m already signed up.

Wait, why does it sound like mud on my headphones?

Reset

Reset

Check other audio sources.

Hum along for a couple of minutes. Discover Big in Japan would seem to have no relation to Big in Japan.

Reset

Reset

Phone a friend time?*

Reset

Oh hey, that video’s available in 1080p HD as well? Woot!

*The friend wasn’t home.

I managed to score a pair of BH-905‘s when Harvey Norman did an ‘internet special’ for the launch of Nokia’s n900 mobile computer in Australia. Unfortunately, this brought up my old bugbear – Microsoft removed some Bluetooth support from Windows 7 before release – and not just ‘some’, what I’d class as highly useful. Bluetooth headphones. This understandably got me cranky as Linux works with both my ROKR305‘s and the Nokia 905′s (what is it with decent BT headphones and “’05″ model numbers?) out of the box. In Microsoft’s wisdom, they decided to let vendors supply A2DP software from here on in. Whilst I could’ve more or less happily survived in Linux, some of my Steam games won’t (this may change in the future, but I digress)

After screwing around with a couple of cheap adapters, I reached the conclusion that these adapters are cheap because BlueSoliel is bundled, but charged for if you want to use more than a sparrow’s fart of data. And junk. I say junk as I only want one feature that’s missing, and I’ll be screwed if I’m going to pay a bunch of cash for it. To get away with using these cheap adapters without BlueSoliel, I also had to elbow some support files out of some earlier windows package for mobiles that’s since been desupported. Now, I like free operating systems as much as the next person. But if I pay for something, I’d like it to work. It’s not as if the Vista/7 driver model’s brand spanking new. Can you guess that the entire situation was raging me?

Imagine my joy, then, when I spotted on the shelf at the local PC store the ASUS BT21 adapter. Asus are a well-known brand. It stated Windows Vista support with A2DP. I trembled, yes even a little weak at the knees. Bought it, took it home, plugged it in. Deader than a dodo. So the Vista drivers hadn’t made it to Microsoft’s online driver DB. I then installed the Vista drivers.

The ROKR worked without a hitch. The 905, though. Minor issue about two ‘Bluetooth peripheral device’ entries. The 905 wouldn’t connect and I suspected these ‘Driver not found’ entries in Device Manager as the cause. A brief googling turned up an article describing how to change the Widcomm .inf file so it would work. This was a bit of fun as the file was ‘in use’ and ‘protected’ by the BT subsystem. However after stopping BT, firing up Notepad++ as Admin (to be sure, to be sure , copy/pasting the hardware ID’s of the non-working devices in to the btwavdt.inf file’s BTWAUDIO section, paying attention to increment the DeviceDesc. Saved this file and started the BT system up again.

Magic. All I had to do was pair the device as usual, then rightclick on the device in the ‘device view’ and select ‘Headphones’ as a service. Then switch the sound output to use the cans. Yay! No more strangling myself with headphone cables when I do a 360 in my swivel chair. I might note that the drivers that came with the Asus adapter came with a bunch of other features and stuff that seem very useful, too. If you’re in the market, would happily recommend it.

P.S. I’m glad I’m not using a phone that doesn’t support previous/next track select via AVRCP. Would drive me mental!