Some time last year fellow TISM enthusiast and writer for my local newspaper The Mercury, Mr Tim Martain, was asking around for people to write a ‘Bucket List‘ for their wholly locally produced Saturday Magazine colour insert.
After a bit of pondering and some too-ing and fro-ing with him about what the Saturday Magazine would and wouldn’t publish, as well as spending a few days wondering what to write as my ‘Mini-bio’, I submitted my list. It languished inside Tim’s INBOX for a while because he needed a portrait picture of me to go with it. He offered the services of the publisher’s photographer for the purpose, but… well… I’m slack.
Cut forward about six months to when I genuinely needed a professional portrait pic for publication elsewhere. So I mentioned to Tim that I really should get around to getting my pic taken. He told me that the Bucket List in the Saturday Magazine had, to paraphrase him, kicked the bucket.
Here, then, for no particular reason (except that I think it’s rather good even if I do say so myself), is my bucket list.
Peter Lawler: Failed mini-biography author.
- Finish reading Ulysses
- Resist the urge to re-read Don Quixote
- Listen to the complete works of Bill Laswell
- Attend a screening of “Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki)”
- Watch c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
- See an umlaut published in The Saturday Magazine
- Get the hang of Thursdays
- Resurrect Tokin’ Blackman
- Apologise to everybody I should apologise to
- Write a reasonably achievable bucket list